ASSuming...You Know The Rest

Apparently my last post was my hundredth. Seems like it may have needed some fanfare or something. I guess since I left for over a year and hopped back, most don't know to visit. So, I'll say a party would have been wasted energy.

But, wait, wasted energy...isn't that my specialty? I walk a fine line between being prepared and being neurotic, generally erring towards the latter. I'd say the greatest lesson I am learning from my children is to let go, assume the best, and hope for everything, because anything else is a waste.

Last night...case in point......

I want to digress before I tell the story and do a little qualification here. I promised myself that, in my return to my blog, that I'd be honest. This is my own journal and my relief valve. I am naturally concerned about stepping on toes and offending people, but I cannot allow that to harness me. If you read, read thoughtfully.

So, Ben and Alya chirped all Summer about how much they wanted this one particular teacher at school. A man. 4 first grade teachers, and they want the man. Men aren't teachers. Why would men teach? Women teach. Women with white hair and long skirts teach. They teach and they love and the coddle and they might even rock my babies if they need it. A few parents even approached me over the Summer. "Your two will be in first grade, right?" "You really don't want ________ . He's a nice guy, but he doesn't give extra work. Your kids need extra work." Then last week, I got a call from one of my best friends saying her daughter got ___. I wanted ___. I felt sad for me, glad for her. Suck it kids. Who cares what they want, right?

BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Going into our Open House last night, I was a wreck. I'd worked up in my mind that this would be the worst thing ever...them getting this male teacher, and I was fixated (as I always do because...well, the OCD). Now, mind you, Adam had certainly heard my bellyaching, but the kids hadn't. Or I assume they hadn't. Well, they probably had, but let's pretend they didn't (another thing I need to work on - keeping my opinions to a hushed voice between 10 and 11PM). And, as with most things, I think he just tuned me out. Rightfully so, and smart if I might add.

So when the lists went up, there it was.

And I don't know quite what happened, but I realized the kids were going to be thrilled. I texted Adam and he brought them on up to the school. Sure enough, when they saw the list, they were VERY excited. And I when I shook their new teacher's hand and saw his gentle smile, his sweet boys playing in the back of the room and his wife holding their new baby, I realized something. He's Adam.

I'd done the very thing parents have done to Adam....question a male teacher. I'd never done it because I know why Adam teaches. Adam teaches because he loves kids. He loves their energy and charisma and their creativity. He is driven by what they produce. He didn't become a teacher because "that's just what men do"....because it isn't. He did it to be a part of something greater than himself. He did it to have Summers off (true). He did it for the pay (snark). He also does it to take care of us. And here was Ben and Alya's new teacher with his family. I felt stupid for assuming anything at all...only partially forgiving myself because it is only natural to be a bit anxious about something new and different....right?

As Mr. ___________ talked about the year, I listened to his gentle and confident tone and realized that I'd been wrong. I'd been wrong to assume. I'd been wrong to be negative. I'd been wrong to project. Furthermore, shame on me for trying to pull his card before the game has even started. I bet, as with most any teacher, if I find my children need something, I can reach out to him and we can be a team to give them a great 1st grade experience.

So, while I doubt he would ever happen upon my writing, I apologize to him. I apologize to Adam and to Andy and Jamey and Jonathan and Mr. Mahan and Coach Jones and Mr. Highfield and all these great teachers along the way who have taught me, not just in school, but in life.

Assumption and projection are lethal. As a parent, I cannot pass that on to my kids. When we left our classroom last night, a little girl was crying. She is a little girl I know from last year. I knelt down to chat with her. And, while, this experience (a new school year) is absolutely overwhelming for children and parents alike, there is a coping element that the Kindergarten teachers really pressed last year. When my babies left the space under my wings last year and went to school, their teachers told me there'd be an adjustment period and that coping skills are critical. If you approach every new situation with an open and positive mind, coping may be merely perify. Ben and Alya never seemed to be coping last night. They just looked excited to be in the classroom they'd hoped for with the teacher they'd hoped for with friends from last year. Maybe they wanted to be with Mr. _______ because it'd be like being with their daddy.

So, with that, let's raise our juice boxes to a new year. I must trail off now to find "huggies" for water bottles. Adam scolded me last night..."they are not beer cozies," he said. I'm still learning. I am absolutely still learning.

Black Out

I need to write and I want to write, but I am BLANK. I am suffering from Facebook syndrome. You know what I am talking about. I don't want to be pigeonholed. Anything I write seems like I am becoming "that" person....the hippie, the dippie, the lone dove, the confused 20 something, the "perfect" mom, the "free" spirit, the bitter divorcee, the model Christian, the snarky dad, the almost 30 woman who is about to leave her boyfriend because they haven't had a real conversation about their future...about saving for a home...about how many kids they really want, if any at all....and he somehow just doesn't get the passive messages on Facebook that she is ready for marriage, the hunk who parties all the time and never posts...just gets tagged at the club, the stalker, the politician, the person who needs counseling and cannot afford it, the "look at me, I'm a perfect grandparent, the sluts, the scientists, the social drains.

I am not sure who is going to venture over, but, before you are crestfallen looking at the list above to figure out who YOU are. Let me say this. You know who you are, and you may not be on my list at all. In fact, chances are, if you are getting off of Facebook a moment to read something else, you may not allow yourself to be pigeonholed. Brava!

Here's me. This is my Facebook persona: If I am in a good mood it's fluffy pictures of the kids and dogs and Adam and cool social things where I tag Adam and zippadeedooda type stuff. If I am being a shithead (which is probably about 53% of the time), it is vague and passive angry posts aimed at the people or things that are bothering me. If I'm being thoughtful, it's politics. That part pisses people off. I have a degree in Political Science. I spent money and time studying it, interning, and working towards and understanding of HOW IT WORKS.


Facebook has gotten out of control for me. There is SO MUCH incorrect information being posted...and people buy this shit. Folks just believe whatever the media vomits out that day. Re-post, share...but don't stop to investigate anything for heavens sake. It is disappointing. And I realized this week that we spend all day every day with our faces stuck in Facebook. It's worse than television because it is more false, more fake, and more projected images and false innuendo about what we are and who we are and what we do. I KNOW YOU PEOPLE AND YOU ROCK I CARE ABOUT YOU. I HAVE CONNECTED TO YOU ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! I mean it. I cannot think of a single person who I am friends with on Facebook who I do not consider to be a total rock star. Do I agree with some of you cuckoo clocks on things? Hells no.

So, here is the problem. I want to leave Facebook, but I can't. I want to keep up with folks - especially those who are not with me. I want to have that social outlet to reach people and for people to reach me. I like the convenience of it. But I am addicted. I have a problem with that. So, this project that I have babbled about all year - this is a component...a very tiny piece. I've been activating pieces here and there.

Remember in my first post back where I said I left my blog because people were keeping up with my kids through the internet - people who need to be interfacing with my kids and being a part of their life???? Well....all I did was make it easier - on Facebook. Sooooooooooo.....

I am staying, but I am only going to be visiting Facebook once a day, at night, for no more than 15 minutes. That gives me time to send and receive messages, check invites, and to be selective about who I am interested in catching up with.

I got up last night to pee and checked my Facebook. I don't know. For me, that just seems kind of sad.

So...you aren't losing the snarky mom who wishes she had an occasional date night with her husband and feels angry with herself for her food addiction who struggles with the fact that sometimes (even though her children are the two most amazing people in the world) that parenting can be boring or frustrating or draining or all of the above, who is angrily passionate about love and acceptance in the world, who thinks money is a farce and all those getting sucked into the bigger house, bigger car scam are going to regret it later, who is bright and opinionated, but who is dark and reserved and trying desperately to hold back demons that would scare folks should they ever escape. Pigeonhole me. I did it to myself. I got tricked by the ease of it all. Social media. Good one.

Work in Progress

It would have been more like me to have jumped back in here, posted, then have left again for an extended period. It's not that I don't ascribe to longevity, I'm just a bit of a flake. If I can't own that this far along, then I am denying the problem. Unless it owns my soul (like Adam or our home or our children), it's dispensable.

I've always had some degree of fear that I do this wave of the hand with jobs....but I celebrated 12 years with State Farm this week. I admit there was a hiatus in there after I had A and B, and I admit, I have asked for a great deal of flexibility from my bosses, but, the greatest boss I ever had (and I have had some truly incredible mentors) once told me that I should never be defined by my job. She told me to build my life and to be who I am and to always make sure that work is just an enhancement. That coupled with my "take no shit" attitude has led me to here.

I am staring down the barrel of change, and, while I am excited about what lies ahead, I am trying not to leave carnage in my path. I returned to work full time last year when the kids started Kindergarten. That was a HUGE mistake for me. Here is the deal. If you want me to believe that you are a woman (or a man) and you work full time, grocery shop, provide your family healthy meals, schedule your family's appointments and events, make sure everyone shows up everywhere on time, pay the bills,manage the accounts, clean the house, have a positive, loving attitude toward your spouse, have sex, play with the kids, love on the kids, spend more than 45 minutes a day with your kids, nurture your kids, teach your kids, and provide your kids their primary moral, ethical, and social compass, and that you are still sane and not wallowing in the throes of depression then you are a liar. Period. Furthermore, if you think society has quit telling us to DO IT ALL, then you are blind, deaf, and dumb.

I got to my late 30s and looked around and felt like all eyes were waiting on the cape to unfurl rather than anyone asking, "what can I do to help?" What happened to it taking a village to raise a child? But, rather than get into my (very real) dreams of buying 100 acres of land and putting a handful of houses on it (those of you who are going to live and work it with me know who you are because we've planned this commune in rather great detail) (more simply put, if only my neighbors and I owned more land).....and everyone would share chores and duties and we'd live off the land and life would be simpler....harder...but simpler....

I'll spare you the commune story right now.

What I won't spare is this frustration I feel. I have the most incredibly supportive husband and I have a (male) boss who has been generous and understanding....but I have women asking me why I'd take time from my career to be with my children. WHA?

I cannot begrudge anyone their decision to put $ first, but I will absolutely tell you I vehemently disagree with the decision for my family. It is like anything else....you have your way, I have mine. At the end of the day I am interested in the planning aspect that money assists....I believe in college planning, saving for braces, and having LOTS of life insurance. What I am not interested in is how many square feet my house is (the smaller the better so I am closer to my little people) or what other people think of my furniture or clothes. Not important. Don't care.

So, for me, the decision has been to take a step back and to do more from home. I have been incredibly blessed by support I never expected in that, and it really outweighs the negative response I'd gotten. I'm returning to a part time office schedule and will be taking on more projects that I can do outside, and I am excited about that!

So, I suppose I am not wonder woman.

And I suppose you hoped for something lighter and more upbeat.

But if you want me back, I guess you will take me as you can get me.

Growing

I get it. I am a difficult person. In fact, I bet I am the most difficult person you know. I'd put money on it.


I left out of anger. I left for about a year and a half. Interestingly, I left when I started my Paleo journey. I was sick. I'd gotten to the bottom of the rope with my health and I was sure I was dying. In a very real way, I was. Most folks have probably just grown tired of my maladies and were tired of listening. Some folks abandoned me. I oftentimes talk about folks getting themselves up by their bootstraps. I needed to get myself up by my bootstraps.


This last 18 months has changed me.....more than any period in my life. More than struggling with infertility, OCD and depression, and heart surgery. Somehow all of that has played into this last year and a half, but something about the place I was in last Spring made me realize that no one is in control of me but me. No one will ever care about my person, my feelings, ME more than ME. No one. Ever. So, I resolved to put me first, before anyone or anything else, to see where that gets me. So far, it has worked.


I have the resolve of that little girl in that chair. I can fix my mouth in a straight line and dig in my heels and refuse to budge. I'm certain I may never have a photo of her smiling again, not because she's unhappy, but because she has decided she won't smile for a photo.


The down side of all of this is that I have created a bit of confusion for the folks around me, and, I am still human, fallible, and thus, have had a recent rough patch while I try to sort out what is best for me, and, therefore, everyone around me in the long run. I think folks aren't sure where I am or who I am. But, it is not important for folks to be able to see me from a distance. Those who are close, super close, know and understand and celebrate with me.


Sound selfish? Probably. The bottom line though is I don't expect anyone else to be miserable to do what everyone else thinks is best. I'm not going to do it either. The point of my life is not to fulfill everyone else's wishes for me nor is it to live to others standards. At the end of the day, I need two things:


1. I need to have spent time with my loved ones.
2. I need my loved ones to be happy.


That is it. There is no 5 year plan in that. There is no long term goal board. I've encountered FAR too much in this life. Tomorrow may not get here. I just need to get up each day and figure out those two things. If those are done at day's end, I'm happy. Simple.


So, all of this Paleo amazingness that has led to health revelations and all of this reconfiguring in my life for the sake of simplicity...it has not been easy peasy. And, like every human, I struggle against myself. The last 4 months have been tough on me. I made some decisions that weren't best. I'm still making decisions. Some may be good, some may be bad. I don't know. I got to hold my children and kiss my children and just BE with my children yesterday. I went to sleep happy and I feel certain they did too. That's enough. That's enough to bring us into this new day.


But before, back then, I left, I left out of anger with some of you. I spent a lot of time frustrated over how unfair it is to give more love than I receive. I spent a lot of time figuring out how to shield my kids from unfair treatment. I spent a lot of time thinking about some of you and what YOU do. I'm not spending time on that anymore. I can't control any of you. I cannot create an alternate universe where people are caring and kind and thoughtful and fair. Silly me to think life is fair. Silly me to think loving folks is enough. It's futile. It's a bunch of placating and posing. Those who have love to share have glowed out into the world and I'm learning so much from those people. I'm learning that those who we expect to be an integral part of our lives and our childrens' lives, oftentimes fail us. But, for every person who fails us, someone in this world will be a glimmer of hope and an example of unconditional love.


Now, I admit, my return is nothing more than just a need on my part to write again. I may share the children. I may not. I still feel certain that people who want to be a part of my kids' lives will call or visit or make an effort. People will ask to spend time with us or will just come and be a part of our lives. I assumed my children would be important. I have learned that they oftentimes fall second, third, last, not on the chart for folks, and that hurts me and it makes me want to shield them because they are starting to see it. They are stating to ask questions that lead me to believe they know they don't hold that SO SPECIAL place that kids (and adults)long for. So, that said, my blog is not an entry into the kids' lives. People who want a space have to claim one.


That is raw emotion. That part is still angry. The part of me that has a bitter place deep down....that place is healing over time with my own resolve to just let it go. My expectations will NEVER be met by some folks, and that is okay, because, what I have learned is that people who disappoint me will also disappoint my kids, so it is better to just have those people at a safe distance anyway.


All of the other parts, well, I am working on them. I am working on me. I always will be. If you ever feel like there is no work to be done, you better get worried! But, we have to come into a place of clarity. We have to find areas that just make sense, where it all comes together, and that is where I find the Ben part of myself...the part that just opens up and screams and releases it all so it won't have a place to fester inside and grow. I just open my mouth and exhale and let that negative energy move on to other places.


You should do the same. We all have a lot more growing to do.

I know what you guys come over here for....and it isn't my writing.

Since swim lessons ended, we have attempted to return to a somewhat normal state of affairs, so that we can finally get some social time (read: play dates) in. However...



Last Friday we spent the day in the bathroom. I was concerned because it shaped up to be another April 27, however, we were extremely fortunate that our atmosphere stabilized. We did get AM tornadoes that cause extensive damage just a few miles from our home, but, we again escaped unscathed. I am glad to say we are prepared this time. I have all of our emergency supplies and our plan is as sound as it can be. The kids even seem to get a mild kick out of things. They take everything seriously, but I do not want to instill a fear of something they cannot control.

So. Tornadoes.



And then the diarrhea started....for me and Alya. I assumed mine is my stomach issues. But, for the kids it is higly unusual. My kids are rarely ill, and, when they are, it seems clearly delineated. This weird stuff started Tuesday. Alya has had fairly persistent diarrhea. She also had a loss of appetite. Meanwhile Ben came down with a head cold. So....I trotted them to the doctor yesterday. Virus. With weird bug bite looking spots on the neck. Apparently it is going around. Also, it appears to be benign, but no one is quite sure what it is. Some theorize that it is a derivation of hand, foot, mouth. All I know is I have had semi-puny kids all week (thus a lazy cereal breakfast Friday just to try to get them to eat...photo above) and I have concerns about Alya becoming dehydrated. I am pretty sure she is tired of drinking Gatorade.



Ben's Winter indoor soccer season ends tomorrow. Since I keep our last name, location, and personal info secret, I am going to take liberty with this soccer picture. This is the 2012 Black Panthers team. No one had the heart to tell them that was not a superb choice for a name. I mean, would you want to disappoint those kids? They did a great job this season, and Ben actually got his foot on the ball a few times. He is learning to keep up and be more assertive. No goasl yet though....maybe someday....



Finally, I am not entirely sure, but I think this video may not have loaded, which sucks, because it is Alya's dance class! If it did load, this is a snipit of her recital dance. Enjoy, because she is adamant that she is not going on stage....again, no location or names or express intimate info, so no one should be able to figure out who the other kids are ;)

So...soccer, dance, swim lessons...and now that we may have a little free time...tornadoes and diarrhea....somehow that seems to be an appropriate summation of how life has been since, oh, I don't know....November 2006 ;) We are together. We are happy. We are (relatively) healthy. I think that is all we can reasonably ask for.

Paycheck

I don't know how anybody does it. I don't.

If you work outside your home, how do you have time to do things with your kids, grocery shop, clean house, etc? If you do not work outside of the home, how do you have time to poop (amazing what these kids are doing for my vocabulary) alone? How do you do it? How does anyone do anything? I'm confused. I'm officially baffled.

Well, I guess the five minutes I am using to blog could have been put towards those ridiculous projects that are hanging over my head (shred the bills from when I was pregnant and on bed rest, save all the pictures on the desktop [which has not been turned on in over a year] onto the portable hard drive and then back them up onto cds, get the hernia checked before it ruptures, clean out the pantry so that I will not buy a 20th can of refried beans the next time I go to the store). We don't even eat refried beans. I don't get it.

The source of my confusion is this: I have a happy and healthy family. We spend quality time together...in fact...we should probably split up more often because the whole thing seems extremely co-dependent. But I just got JACKED by working on Mondays and putting my kids in swim lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I never returned to life after my heart surgery, and, now, it seems I have no life outside the confines of my abode (not true...I lubs you folks out there...you are good people)...but when do I see you? When do I talk to you? ..."sometimes I wonder if they know that I'm gone...I'm drifting, drifting along...."

I know this is very dramatic and overly played....somebody (about 25 of you at least) are smirking and thinking...pshaw...I just saw you XXX....not like "Mother/Boy XXX" and not like "Jenna Jameson XXX", but just XXX (or XXI would be fine and true...thank you Heather for the Bailey's) fill in the blank...I was forcing a beverage into my bloated, herniated, gastritis laden belly. Ug. I'm just not fun any more. I want to sit at home and rock my 5 year old children and hike with them and the big guy and I got extremely excited this week because I got new tires and brakes and so the kids and I all piled in the van with the dogs and went to pick up my new eyeglasses and grocery shop. I was over the moon. Is this normal?

I know, my normal is not normal, because my OCD plays into every move I make. I have recently befriended someone who was most definitely destined to cross into my path, or I into hers, and she said, "well, I like to plan ahead" (referencing a possible future play date) and, I exhaled peacefully, because I am a planner...and being such keeps me from missing a lot of fun spur-of-the-moment things. And, trust, I have a lot of the "spur-of-the-moment ers" around me. I just can't jump up and go.

So, I know how most of you get it all done...you roll with it...you let it all come in waves and you rides those waves. I try to predict the tide. And, while you can generally have a window for high and low, you cannot predict things too far out, and, thus, my rigidity is what gets me. If I'd quit trying to control every moment, I could get it all done too and not be a bundled up knot of insanity all the time.

I know I wear you all out. I know I do. I wear me out. But the good must be ever so nice, because so many of you have chosen to stay for ever so long. SO...I am going to be able to master it all as well...as well...by being more flexible. I have already succeeded thus far this year with my resolve to have a better attitude, next up: flexibility (physically and mentally). In between I may try to situate this GI issue.

In the meantime, I know you want to know about the kids more than anything.

They recently had their 5 year check up. Alya is 46" and 45 pound and Ben is 44.5" and 42 pounds. They had perfect check ups and eye exams and are just a couple of super loaded 5 year old kids. What are they loaded with, you might ask....well were my Grampa Robey still alive, he'd say "moo juice". I say vim and vigor. They are smart and sassy and quick and they ask questions all.day.long. Alya is enjoying dance (as long as she doesn't have to "get on stage" and Ben is enjoying soccer. They did well in session 4 of swim lessons....almost swimming...it has been a slow go. Somehow, I ended up with kids who are scared of the water. They are kind of scared of everything. Hesitant. Cautious. Not sure how that happened......

I'd post a video, but Alya's first ever boyfriend is in all the videos, and I think his mom might not want his video on my blog. I don't know. Maybe she doesn't mind. When we know each other better maybe I will ask if she cares :)

We've done some schoolish things too. PreK should be updated soon. My brag is that both kids are reading now...Ben proficiently at about a 3rd grade level and Alya very well...ready for school for sure. I'll save the rest for over there.

Most importantly, they are having fun. They are free spirited and love nothing more than being outdoors. They prefer going for a hike over playing at the park (suits me) and want to explore everything and ask questions I have to (frequently) look up the answers to.

Alya in a post-dance pose and Ben sporting some "crazy eyes".





On second thought, I really am not sure how I keep up. This is way harder than it looks....way, way, way harder.....but more rewarding than anything I have ever done in my entire life. Who knew?

shark

"You can make some of the people happy some of the time, but you cannot make all of the people happy all of the time"....my take, just stop trying...the only person you can really please is yourself....no matter how good a person you are, no matter how loving and understanding and compassionate you are, negative people will pick out the one tiny thing they can to hark on, and they will beat a dead horse in an attempt to change you.

"Fairy tales really do come true." my take, they do...they just are not ever quite what we imagine, because we are human and we live within limitation and our minds can never quite comprehend the greatest pain or the greatest happiness until that moment occurs and we are in it.


"Be the change you wish to see in the world"...I think he meant this on a much smaller scale than we interpret. Every time I visit this quote (weekly at least) I always think, I SHOULD VOLUNTEER FOR SOMETHING MEANINGFUL [read, I should be at a homeless shelter daily giving out food]. Ultimately, I think we just need to strive to be loving and understanding toward our fellows humans, living creatures, Earth, etc., that is all. If we all took that small step, the world would change exponentially.

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you." My take, don't ask for food. Let's think about this a moment...unconditional love is not abundant in our world. Look around you. Do you have a person or two or 5 who you have a realtionship of unconditional love with? Good. Stop expecting every relationship to be that way. It is not. People expect a tit for tat. So, if you never ask for anything, then you never owe anything. It is that simple. If people wanted to give you something, they would do it of their own volition, generously. If they do not, then you create an atmosphere of indebtedness and tension.

I'm taking liberty with these because I am not looking anything up....so if I have gotten something wrong, consider this my express apology.

You know the whole "dance as if no one is watching thing"? Well, sure. However, someone is going to be watching and laughing. You either have to decide to be a person who cares or not. THAT DECISION IS YOURS, and no one can make it for you and no one can make you feel any way that you do not choose. Reaction is a choice. REACTION.IS.A.CHOICE.

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference." It is LOADED, because asking God for anything is so overwhelmingly presumptive. I'm not doing lessons in religion today. I believe in God and I believe in the power of prayer. I do not believe God is a man (or woman) who controls our day to day lives. Chew on it. I like that this addresses God and then assumes free will and predestination, because, yes, yes, and yes. Again God is either infinite or not. If you are not sure, look up the definition of infinite.

"You can't comfort the afflicted without afflicting the comfortable." Just because I think we are in a time and a place when we need to remember this one.

It was just a "words of widom" moment. Soon I will have time to download pictures and do a fun post. It has all just been so serious lately. I have a lot of extraneous negativity weighing me down (choice)...so I am (choosing to) live freer of those constraints.