BLOGTARD

I would not refer to myself as "tech saavy"....as having any natural "tech" ability....we're going to jump right in an start this REFRESHED blog right and, just call me a "techtard"....

Because I really am absolutely f'ing clueless when it comes to computers, programs, Ipods, etc.

(I'm questioning if I should be doing this after a muscle relaxer, 3 steroid pills, and a Lortab.)

All weekend long I tried time and again to post various and sundry tidbits. I'm not a big "divine intervention" girl, especially in matters of blog posts (or I should say I wasn't), but I guess I can't pull that infinite God from anything, so, reflecting, my blog "challengedness" was a hidden blessing.

I wrote some mean things.

I'm still not public, but I am strongly considering it.

I think I have things to say that people need to hear.

All I know is the posts would not post...so I took the easy way out and started a new blog. Do I feel guilty for not being especially thrifty and fabulous about it? No. Am I concerned I may not win the 'who is the most galactically fabulous' award? No. Why? Because I know who is numero uno. I AM winning. Yeah, that's right.

I'm just kidding....if you're gonna pop a Lortab, might as well have fun with it. I'm not ashamed....unless I stand up and try to walk in front of anyone....and then I feel super retarded because I look super retarded. I have not been able to walk erect (that's what she said) in 2 weeks. It has taken a toll on me....physically and mentally.

If this does not work, there is a good chance I'll have an MRI Friday with a twilight sleep/back injection chaser.

You can't make this shit up.

My deepest gratitude goes to those of you who have pepped me up the last few weeks, talked me through, provided coffee, dinner, company. A rought patch has hit our household (I'm not the only thing falling apart here) and so many of you have come to our rescue and aid despite your own craziness (not your mental insanity...rather your own household shake ups). Seriously, many of you have set aside far more worrying matters to extend your hearts, hands, and help to us; and I am deeply, deeply grateful.

I'll dress the new blog up soon with pictures and pretty things. Until then, peace, love, and hugs to everyone!!!! Good blessings to all!